Why I should be allowed into the Nyaa server?

I should be allowed to ‘Hep’ in the Nyaa server as Teuth is allowed to Nyaa with unfettered access. I do not view this as fair. While I don’t blame Teuth for these decisions and am supportive of them getting to Nyaa whenever for times in which they need to let off stress from activities such as buying a game in Canada, being cold in Canada, hearing people speak French (French scares me), wanting to be silly, wanting to be quirky, not consuming a minion meme in an appropriate amount of time, etc, there are a myriad of reasons as to why Teuth can Nyaa. The appealing party who has jurisdiction over this is ‘bums’ (short for bumiticus) (which in turn is short for a whitefly insect native to the Burmese amber region, named ‘Aleurodicus burmiticus Cockerell’ found in 1919). Bums as we shall call them moving forward, has supreme authority over this channel, as such we will be appealing to them.

bums found in wild

What is a 'Hep'

First let’s start with what a ‘Hep’ is, heps are sounds capybara’s make in response to external stimuli or to call other capybara’s. These sounds are cute, they reduce anxiety, alleviate stress, and help cure depression when listening to them. They have a more subtle relaxing sound than a Nyaa. While Nyaa’s are generally seen as cute, and helpful like Heps, unlike a Hep, A Nyaa under the wrong circumstances has been known to invoke violence, defamation, lust, tremors, unstable muscle spasms, and other debilitating and societal issues. A Nyaa under most circumstances is great, but must also be used responsibly. I believe a proper Hep to Nyaa ratio is ideal to maintain harmony in the Nyaa server.

Here's a graph containing the current Nyaa to Hep ratio

As you can see the ratio is off and does not promote harmony and peace, as Sun Tzu once said before he got L + ratio’d on twitter: “To Nyaa without a Hep is to live without a stomach, you can do it but you will not truly be living.” I believe there is a much better ratio to be achieved in the Nyaa server to promote harmony and wellness within the albedo’s cupboard server as shown below”

Linear regression

With an even 50/50 distrubuted ratio of Nyaa’s from Teuth, and Hep’s from UncleTIto, we can promote a more sustainable future and reduce stress by a linear regressed rate.

As you can see even a toddler can derive why more Hep’s are necessary to sustain balance in the Albedo’s cupboard server. The Nyaa servers it’s purpose but cannot be solely relied upon.

How can we use AI to make the channel better

With the advent of ChatGPT by OpenAI, we now have access to much greater creativity and informational output thanks to generative machine learning. With API’s such as Dalle2, MidJourney, ArtBreeder, etc being open to the public we can make new art fit for Nyaa channel, such as capybara cat girls:

Teuth Seal of Approval

These wonderful creations were made using AI, with the simple prompt of capybara cat girls. Observe how blending these two ideas can release even more dopamine into our brains. I’m sure Teuth will love it as well! I will ask them!

In Summary

Granting me access to the Nyaa server would contribute to a more balanced and enjoyable environment. The incorporation of Heps alongside Nyaas, coupled with the creative possibilities offered by AI, can lead to a sustainable and stress-reducing future. Let us embrace fairness, harmony, and the adorable charm of capybaras as we move forward.